Young Mike Pence Was Such A Zaddy That You’ll Want To Zuck Him

Well zuck me. It has come to my attention that vice president and LGBTQ advocate Mike Pence used to be a zaddy. And while his former FIYNE self might not have been as much of zaddy as ex-vice president Joe Biden's panty destroying former self, after seeing this heavy on the salt light on the pepper 'do and hot wanting face in this pic above, you can clearly see that Pence is something that rhymes with caddy. Is it splatty? No. Batty? Don't think so. It's zaddy with a Z and you know it!

Real talk. Obviously Mike Pence hates gay people almost as much as Kevin Hart, but I truly, in my heart of hearts, believe that homophobia can be cured with a deep dicking. How can you be homophobic after having a prostate meltdown at the hands of a fat juicy cock? Sorry to get political but I have a big brain today. Basically we've been sitting on this pic at the top of the post for a while now, and it seemed like as good a time as any to share. So, um, do you have a big dick for Mike Pence's asshole? Spillz?