More like Touch Me Thot! Nom nom nom. Before today I wasn't really a star-tattoos-on-the-lower-stomach-kind-of-guy, but I have a brand new 'tude thanks to the fully nude and fully delicious Georgi Naldzhiev in the experimental indie movie Touch Me Not! Like this is probably the hottest scene of the year. Don't believe me? Well go right on ahead and ask the fucking dishes.
Touch Me Not blends fiction and reality to tell the stories of people who suffer from intimacy issues. Due to its intense subject matter the flick has been pretty divisive, with The Hollywood Reporter raving that Touch Me Not is "...a relentlessly immersive tour de force" while The Guardian is shade central with "People will want to make their own minds up about the film, but for me there is something worryingly crass and naïve in it." If they don't like things that are worryingly crass and naïve, I'm going to recommend that they stay away from this site.
But we're not here to cover reviewers who can't appreciate the finer dingalings in life. We're here to talk about Georgi Naldzhiev's big penis and balls. After sensually showering off in front of a lady, Naldzhiev puts his fat dick to use by squeezing some jizz out of his gargle-worthy golfball-sized testes in bed! Touch Me PLEASE.