Nyle DiMarco Strips Down For A Naughty Desert Bath

November 27, 2018
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A post shared by Nyle DiMarco (@nyledimarco) on Nov 19, 2018 at 8:57am PST

Seeing the fluidiest deafest model around, Nyle DiMarco, shirtless isn't necessarily groundbreaking these days, and quite frankly, if he doesn't sign "I love you" with his fat cock and balls soon, I'm going to have to cut him. Mamma needs her penises! But the time to cut him hasn't yet arrived, so for now let's all swoon over this pic of Nyle DiMarco taking an outdoor bath in Joshua Tree! The golden hour. The beard. The chest hair. The face. It's all there! Besides the peeny obvy.

DiMarco has made a career out of thirst bucketing for the Gay Gawds on Instagram, and he honestly only keeps getting better and better. The nuance here is that we can tell that he's naked, and any keen appreciator of the photographic arts will see his bare side pelvic area in the tub. It's about three inches away from his penis. (BUT IT'S NOT HIS PENIS.) So what's today's takeaway? If I don't see Nyle DiMarco's penis soon my butthole is going to fall off. Um, you? Spillz?