Have You Seen Joshua Ritchie’s Gorgeous Plump Ass On Hulu’s Love Island?

Love Island is a super popular, outrageous, and stage four trashilicious British reality television show that you can now stream on Hulu. Have I become addicted? I mug youz awf iff youz doubt ma agaen! Yes I have. The accents and vocab are as indecipherable as the boys are drop dead gorgeous, and the drama - surrounding the coupling and then recoupling of a bunch of straights, with the odd one out after the introduction of new singles having to leave Love Island in a sort of musical chairs situation until only one's left - is legitimately deranged. I LOVE IT.

Fans of season one probably noticed the adorable and cocky twenty-one-year-old Joshua Ritchie, and you probably about lost your damn mind when he epically flashed his ass in the third episode! Ritchie presses his super plump cheeks against the glass for all the poolside housemates to see. And he even gets a little side squeeze from Jordan! Anyway, hi, my name is his_excellency, and I'm a top forever now.