The Full Nude Chris Pine Huge Penis Scene From Outlaw King Is Here

If you've been anywhere near the Internet within the past few months, you know that Chris Pine has a big dick, and that he shows it in the movie Outlaw King. Any clickbait gay blog with integrity has covered the intel to within an inch of its damn life, but in addition, even more mainstream sites have been jumping on the Chris Pine penis bandwagon. And apparently there's plenty of room!

Now his full frontal nude scene from Outlaw King is finally here (in theaters and streaming on Netflix), and, frankly, I'd rather watch K.J. Apa's tits in motion than see this blurry wet mess for .5 seconds? Whatever Pine was hyping in his roughly five billion interviews must not have made the final cut, because while his package looks like it might require extra postage, we just don't see it for that long. As my equally disappointed coworker said "Wasn't it just going to be a two-hour closeup of Chris Pine's dick?" You'd think so. Here's the jizz-st:

Outlaw King tells the untold, true story of Robert the Bruce who transforms from defeated nobleman to outlaw hero during the oppressive occupation of medieval Scotland by Edward I of England. Despite grave consequences, Robert seizes the Scottish crown and rallies an impassioned group of men to fight back against the mighty army of the tyrannical King and his volatile son, the Prince of Wales. Filmed in Scotland, Outlaw King reunites director David Mackenzie (Hell or High Water) with star Chris Pine alongside Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Florence Pugh and Billy Howle.

In addition to the scene of Pine ever so briefly emerging from a pond fully nude, we also get a missionary sex ass shot. With a woman. So... ya. Were you expecting more too, or is this scene hot enough to make you bust a Pine nut! Spillzzzzz! I'm off to K.J. Apa nippletown myself...