Who’d You Rather Finger: K.J. Apa Or Noah Centineo

October 24, 2018
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First off, thank you so much to all of you who weighed in on our last Who'd You Rather Finger between Tab Hunter and Rock Hudson! Without comments a Who'd You Rather Finger is just me typing stupid horny nonsense. Although that is kind of my mantra. Hudson beat out Hunter in what I think is a surprise win, but when it comes to shirtless pics of retro gay fuck pieces, don't we all kind of win?

Today your wanting digits will be mulling over the fuck pieces defining the Dark Gay Web and Straight Girl Internet right now - K.J. Apa and Noah Centineo (respectively). All of you besides commenter Sean literally hate the twenty-two-year-old Noah Centineo - or at least you did as of the last time we checked in on his delish hairy pits. And why wouldn't you. Just look at him. Barftown USA. Population: Noah Centineo. But even though he looks like THAT, you can't deny that he's become THE defining Internet celebrity of 2018 thanks to his consistent stream of pensive flirty shirtless pics as well as his starring roles in roughly every Netflix movie ever released. He also has a jack off video. Hint, hint, Apa.

On the other hand (LiTeRaLlY) for this Who'd You Rather Finger we have the one, the only, the quarter-Samoan, the faux-ginger, the creamboat to beat off to, twenty-one-year-old K.J. Apa! Apa is now into the third season of teen sex party series Riverdale, and - as per the rules of pervy CW execs - flaunts his insanely ripped, gorgeous body in practically every episode. I know you guys love Apa, but I also know you love a hairy hunk of man meat - and that you've now had some time to accept Centineo into your hearts - so I'm thinking this might be a close one. So, who'd you rather... finger?