You Need To See Robert Sheehan’s Ass And Dick In The Song Of Sway Lake

I've got a glob for Rob! And you can too. Robert Sheehan is a super sexy thirty-year-old Irish actor not afraid of putting his hot tight bod, perfect ass, and long cock on full display! Irishmen are often stereotyped as having large dicks. While we don't condone stereotyping here on the Dark Gay Web, I will say that my final wish is to be buried under a mountain of Irish penises. Read between the lines. I need psychological assistance.

All of this brings us to Sheehan's performance in the period indie The Song Of Sway Lake, in which he strips down for two epic nude scenes! Here's the jizz-st of The Song Of Sway Lake:

After his father's suicide, young record collector Ollie (Rory Culkin) and his friend Nikolai (Sheehan) go to his family's lake house to claim a valuable jazz recording. While he is there, encounters with his estranged grandmother and a neighbor dredge up years of family suffering.

Nikolai unfortunately falls for a girl instead of Ollie, but his clothes are fortunately falling down all the damn time. In one scene, the cocky Sheehan struts about the property fully nude after diving into the lake. We get a side shot of schlong, and while it's brief, it's enough to let us know that Sheehan and fellow Irishman Michael Fassbender could have a fat juicy dick off! My sphincter will be the judge.

In another scene Sheehan jumps into the lake nude yet again before casually walking around the rest of the cast on the dock with his ass and dick out. A man to love. Am I just horny on a Tuesday, or is Rob's knob worth a slob...ber? Spillz plz!