Who Was That Gorgeous Shirtless Oversized Baby On Superstore?

For those unaware, Superstore is truly the best sitcom on television, and it's not just because star Ben Feldman doesn't know yet that I'm going to have his babies. Shhh. The NBC show follows a motley crew of employees working at a Walmart-esque big box store, and the hilarious and touching shenanigans... they are a plenty.

But we're not here to talk about how great Superstore is. Or how I'm ovulating all over my chair mat for Ben Feldman as I type this. Or how I want to say "Ben. My body's ready. Till the fertile soil of my loins." None of that! We're here to talk about the insanely sexy Chris Reid, who strips down to portray an adult baby stripper in the latest Superstore episode titled Baby Shower!

 

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According to his Instagram, Chris is a model, actor, and stuntman, and all of his hard work at the gym - as well as his Gay Gawd-given fuckibility - is more than evident in this scene. Reid sports only a tiny bulge-hugging diaper while dancing around the store, and - as if he and my quivering uterus had a heart-to-heart before filming - even grinds his bulge into Ben Feldman's face! It's like my taint wrote the damn script. As if that wasn't enough, he previously had a brief but satisfying gay scene in 2014's The 10 Year Plan, which you can check out in the ol' gay gallery above. Does Chris turn you into a Superwhore? Spillzzzzzz!

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