Man Shows Dick While Swimming Completely Nude In Aquarium Shark Tank

Finally, a viral video that doesn't feature Kanye West's Make America Psychotic Meltdown Again tour! Instead, we're looking at another man's mental meltdown - or PCP-fueled Toronto tourism fun - but he at least has the decency to keep his dick out.

A Canadian man identified by police as thirty-seven-year-old David Weaver was filmed by a shocked aquarium goer as he jumped into Toronto Ripley Aquarium's large shark tank completely nude. When he finally gets out of the pool, we get a clear shot of his ass, cock, and balls.  The story gets dark for about forty-five reasons when you factor in Weaver's assault on another man at Medieval Times earlier in the day. The police are actually on the hunt for Weaver as I type this. What do we make of this bizarre story? Pugs, not drugs? But if you're going to do drugs, do them nude? IDK.