At this point the Straight Internet is skipping right over the plot of Archie-inspired teen sex party series Riverdale - last night's season three premiere was deemed "pretty boring" by Gizmodo - and finally catching up to the Gay Internet in accepting that the series is and has always been about quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat K.J. Apa's highly fuckable body! The pervy CW execs have been hyping Apa's shirtless appearances over the past months, and - not surprisingly for show concocted by this guy - the results do not disappoint. While talking with Entertainment Tonight, Apa even responded when asked about a rumor that this season would have the most shirtless scenes yet:
Right. This season. I’ve been going hard [at the gym] for sure. I told you guys, this season is gonna be a game changer.
It's like, why are they even bothering with a script? We've got all the Riverdale season three premiere shirtless action from K.J. Apa, Cole Sprouse, and Charles Melton in the gallery above. And below you can see a teaser from Bromo's latest film!