International Instagram sensation Toddy Smith is so my type that it's not even funny, and seeing his plump for the Hairy Ass Cheek Gay Gawds butt is doing serious, serious things to me. Next stop, lactation station. Rite ladies. In fact I'd argue to the zero people who would possibly offer a counterargument that Smith is the celeb that most epitomizes my type - a seed that was planted deep inside of me when we first checked out Smith in a flopping visible dick outline video. Now our hot Toddy is back, with crack, and it'll make you wack... off!
The twenty-seven-year-old Toddy is a YouTuber and overall social media influencer to the stars, and loves to go shirtless with his bro gal pals any chance he gets. Toddy has a thick head of hair that you could lose a dick in, eyegoddamnBROWS, a gorgeous smile (as pointed out by none other than commenter celtic.dick,) and the kind of Straighty McStraighterson straight boy swagger that just lets you know that he's the worst. Which makes him the best?
Without further ado, check out Toddy's insanely plump and delish hairy fuckable ass that could turn Tom Daley into a raging top! And, in case there's someone who's more of a bottom out there than Daley, which doesn't seem scientifically possible, Smith has graciously provided this girthy ugly pants dick outline below. Thanks for the body Toddy! (Also notice the caption for the second pic below. HA! Fuck Noah Centineo.)
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