Video Game Spider-Man John Bubniak Is Hotter Than Tom Holland. Discuss.

September 25, 2018
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A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Sep 3, 2018 at 11:24am PDT

Tom Holland rose to Gay Internet superstardom after playing a twenty-something high school Spider-Man for the Spider-Man: Homecoming reboot. But if you're more interested in a Holecuming, you might want to check out the man behind the video game Spider-Man, John Bubniak! Twunk epitomized Tom Holland is cute and a half and has a shredded bod that practically begs to be covered in a sticky white web, but John is doing serious things to my Bubniak. Like, my Bubniak is on goddamn fire.

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A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Jan 17, 2018 at 7:32pm PST

Bubniak lends his fuckable face to PS4's Marvel's Spiderman via motion capture, but you can see him in all his non-video game glory on the TV series Barry as well as in the upcoming Oscar-bait Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Tight bod. Perfect lips. Huge chocolate brown eyes. And, and, and, he was photographed with peak Colton Haynes as Ursula in 2015. And his last name is Bubniak. Honestly, what more do you need from a man? Here cums the Spider-Man!

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Life is all a reflection
A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Feb 16, 2017 at 12:28am PST

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dreaming of Brazil right now
A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Jan 21, 2018 at 10:05pm PST

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To get out of bed or not to get out of bed...?
A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Jan 16, 2016 at 7:14pm PST

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A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Jul 15, 2018 at 10:57am PDT

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A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Nov 19, 2017 at 5:29pm PST

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Can finally share with you guys that I’ll be the face of Peter Parker in the new Spider-Man game coming in 2018! First trailer is up now! #SpiderManPS4 @sony #PGW
A post shared by John Bubniak (@johnbubniak) on Oct 30, 2017 at 9:52am PDT