We don’t like to play favorites here at Mr. Man, but let’s just say that Louis Garrel can git it. The fine Frenchie first erected an Eiffel Tower in our pants when he stripped down for Bernardo Bertolucci’s iconic erotic romp, 2003’s The Dreamers. With his bubble butt, hot frontal scenes, and homoerotic tension with Michael Pitt, we were dreaming of creaming.
The following year Garrel proved that he wasn’t just a one dick pony when he again showed off his big uncut penis, in Ma mére. Here he got freaky and leaky (peeing scene) while showing off every inch of his flawless bod.
In 2006’s Dans Paris, Louis went sans pants when he hopped out of bed completely nude! Seriously, does this guy ever wear clothes? Sadly, yes. But while Garrel didn’t strip down for 2007’s Love Songs, he did get homosexy with cutie twinky Grégoire Leprince-Ringuet.
A full decade later, Louis once again flashed his dong and ageless bod in From the Land of the Moon. Forget French fries, we want Louis Garrel’s French thighs!