Now We Can See Adorable Boxer Ryan Garcia’s Actual Penis

Like many twinks, insanely cute twinkilicious boxer Ryan Garcia is best enjoyed while not speaking. I can say this as the world's oldest living twink. Lord knows you bitches weren't having the chit-chat the last time we checked out Garcia, so you'll be glad to know that this time around he sticks to doing what he does best - looking like a dimple-cheeked toned for the Gay Gawds fuck ball! And what's even better than seeing a dimple-cheeked toned for the Gay Gawds fuck ball with his trap shut? Seeing his penis!

I'm realizing that the sport of boxing is the inspiration for about 110% of gay porn, as the boxers are made to strip down completely nude in front of a bunch of thirsty dudes for weigh-ins. The twenty-year-old Garcia was caught by a camera doing just that, and now we know what he was hiding behind those teasing sweats. A penis! The brief shot doesn't provide a ton of detail about said penis, but, to paraphrase Jonny McGovern's "every boner is a blessing," every very penis is a blessing. Hopefully next time we'll be able to tell if this boxer is undercut, or underuncut. Rite ladies!