September 4, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Let me start by letting you know that tennis isn't really my thing. To me, it's just a real-life version of 'Pong', and it's not very satisfying. That being said, holy fuck did I have a fun time watching the U.S. Open over the weekend. I didn't think I'd be interested, but thanks to hot, sweaty men and HD television, I had the time of my life.
One player in particular caught my eye, though. Born Coric, a 21-year old from Croatia whose looks are a perfect match for his skill. He's a fine player with a fine body. During his quarter-finals match against Argentinian Juan Martin Del Potro, he showed what got him to the U.S. Open in the first place, while also causing a stir with the way he moved around the court.
He held his ground throughout the match, even as the sweat came pouring down and he began to get tired. He even had some trouble with his hamstring at one point, which made for very good TV if you ask me.
If you haven't caught my drift by now, Coric is much more than just another player in a tennis tournament. He's a cutie with a booty on and off the court. He also knows just what to show his fans to keep us coming back for more. Why can't Tennis be a shirtless sport? Why are there so many rules?!