We Are Not Worthy Of These Shirtless, Hairy, Pit-Forward Nolan Gould GIFs

This really should be a "presented without comment" post, because I'm so overwhelmed by these new wildly erotic Nolan Gould gifs that I have nothing succinct or even mildly coherent to write. Today could be a Joe Jonasty zaddy body post 2.0, and I'm afraid my career can't handle another disaster.

JK, it can! And it will. Our very dear and unfortunately not queer Gouldy Two Shoes has been a Fleshbot Gay favorite since he turned eighteen in October of 2016 and not a goddamn minute before TYVM, but today he has truly outdone himself.

In the new gifs, the Modern Family star can be seen getting his hair did, and his hot twink-verging-on-the-bear-from-The-Revenant body gets a once, twice, thrice, fice over from the thirsty ass cameraman! He even gets all up there in those pits. Like, what, is, happening? Tell us the truth... is this the camerawork of one of you guys? Or is this the new Sean Cody solo video? These are the only two explanations that make sense!

H/T: Itsalekz