Shawn Mendes Hot Hair Tousle Pit Action For Your Pleasure

August 17, 2018
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If you read the headline of this post too fast, you might have thought that you were going to see Shawn Mendes tousle his pit hair. This would have been peak erotic, and would have been the perfect cumulation of our two-year long obsession with the fuckiest fuck piece songstress in the biz, but, it's um, not what you're going to see. Sorry! Don't shoot a load at the messenger!

NE WAYZ, What you will see is the effortlessly cool 6' 2" twenty-year-old looking like a music Gawd on stage. Easy, breezy, fuckable! Wearing a sweat-drenched sleeveless blouse, Mendes ever so casually tousels his hair while revealing his luscious pits that we've come to know and lust. Have any of you ever been this cool? What's it like? How do we get there? I'm like a Michael Cera whose every movement has been choreographed by Mr. Magoo, so I need tips and tricks!