As unfortunately no one has invented a strictly Gay Internet web browser, my wittle poor innocent homosexual eyes see Straight Internet content more than they deserve. But every once in a while the straights are so straight that they don't realize they're wildly gay, and short story long, while they were ogling all these pics and gifs of Lily-Rose Depp mud wrestling on every straight blog out there, I was looking at her thirsty ass tighty whities-clad friend. WHO, through some dark Instagram sleuthing, I have been able to identify as Spencer Singer!
Singer, Depp, and a horde of other LA ho bags attended an ironic America-themed party meant to both celebrate and critique our great country. Um, barf. What is going on in LA? The plebian-for-a-day festivities included mud wrestling, and Singer and Depp both went hard. And speaking of being hard, I honestly think that Singer is pretty fucking adorable, ESPECIALLY in the pic at the top of the page, and even if you don't agree, just enjoy co-opting straight culture for once! JAMES FRANCO.