August 8, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
With the access to millions of dicks, balls, and man bodies that we enjoy via the Gay Internet every single day, it can be a challenge to identify who's worth our slime, and who isn't. This is a challenge that I am happy to accept, and after almost posting about the two inches of Nick Jonasty's chest hair visible in a new failed Thirstagram post, I've decided to scrap the whole thing and focus on the body ody ODY from Jake Stormoen in The Outpost! "Who? What?" You might implore. Exactly.
Jake Stormoen is an actor with literally thousands of Instagram followers, and you get the sense that his account is going to be verified any day now. He stars in the new hit CW series that nobody has heard of called The Outpost, and in the recent episode "Strange Bedfellows" he strips down to show off a goddamn jaw-droppingly gorgeous fuckable bod! Here's the jizz-st:
Talon, the lone survivor of the Blackbloods, sets off to track her family's killers, and discovers her supernatural powers, which she must learn to harness.
Spooky, ooky, AND kooky? Stormoen has a Mad Men face and a Hemsworth bod, and needless to say, I'd love to see his penis, testicles, and perineum. You? Spillz!
A closer look at my character in @outpostseries, #GarretSpears. Just NINE (9..!) days until we air in the US...and we begin to air internationally immediately after. So excited!! This particular promo is courtesy of @syfyau! Can’t wait to share #TheOutpost with you all. Xx USA: @TheCW, July 10 at 9pm Australia: @SYFYAU, July 12 / Brazil: @SYFYBR / France: @SYFYFR / Germany: @SYFYde / Latin America: @SYFYLA / Portugal: @SYFYPT / Spain: @SYFY_SPAIN / Middle East: @SYFYME / UK: @SYFYUK