Wait, Have You Seen Ansel Elgort's Dick Outline In His Shitty Music Video?

August 7, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

We've known for quite a while that ten-foot tall douche starlet with the lips that will actually, literally not quit, Ansel Engort, is a bit of a songstress, but I somehow missed the music video for Supernova that he blessed us with all the way back in January. Did you see it? Where have I been? Elgort's delish ass fills the fuck out of some stupid hipster jeans, but the real story here is his super hot cock outline!

As an employee of the gay dark web, I'm not really an expert on music, but something deep down inside me tells me that this song is the shittiest thing ever to exist. Thankfully I can just picture my ears filled with Elgort's noise-canceling cum, and suddenly everything's alright! I know that was weird and specific, but, this is a safe space. And I'm really trying to make Ansel work, because he truly is stunningly gorgeous. Just also. Such a douche. Elgort eardrum jizz. Gets me by. Do you need cum in your ears in order to get through this video, or do you love it? Spillz!

 

 

 

Bts Supernova video shoot w @colinseyes

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