Okay, I'll level with you Cameron Dallas h8ers and those of you just stage four DGAF about him. Is the twenty-three-year-old social media sensation the most attractive starlet in the world? Probably not. In order for that to be the case, he'd have to off a couple Jonasties, not to mention the entire cast of Riverdale. But is Dallas not a fuck piece? And hath not a fuck piece eyes? Hath not a fuck piece hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a hotter fuck piece is? If you dick him, does he not seed?
Case, closed! Dallas deserves all the love and affection we give to celebrities who are hotter and more talented than he is, which is why we're checking out the deluge of shirtless boxer-brief clad pics and videos he's posted on Instagram within the past roughly five seconds. The boy has kicked his Thirstagram game into high gear, and as Nick Jonasty keeps promoting his music(?) and I've already shoved Nolan Gould farther down your throats than you ever thought possible (9 inches BTW, it's got to be 9 inches) today we're goin' through the big D. And I do mean Dallas. In the video below he even gives up some visible penis line! Don't listen to anyone Cameron. I think you're downright tolerable.