While we were waiting for former twinktastic starlet Nolan Gould to earn his Otter Badge, the bitch went ahead and bested out wildest dreams by turning into a pre-cub! A pre-cub who gives me... full chub. The very first time we checked out Gould over Thanksgiving of 2016 lounging on a pool float, he was about as twinky as twink can be - with the only possible exception being his thicket of thigh fuzz. Well, thanks to this blessed new shirtless Instagram pic above from Gouldy Two Shoes, we can see that the fuzz went ahead and crept all the way up to the guy's fucking shoulders! Beary nice.
Gould is currently basking in his Modern Family wealth in Barcelona, and was kind enough to share this rooftop hot tub snap. The chest hair is definitely becoming a thing, but the tufts of shoulder hair are the real scoop today. He's nineteen! If Gould's growing this much hair at nineteen, then just imagine what he's going to look like by the time he can legally drink...