Is This K.J. Apa Erect Parking Lot Bulge Too Good To Be True?

July 16, 2018
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Riverdale's quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat K.J. Apa has been on a shirtless Insta rampage recently, and while seeing him in just his 7th grade Walmart boxers that we all made our parents buy us to be kewl is great, nothing can beat these potential parking lot bulge gifs. In order to maintain a CW-worthy glow, one must apparently be ready to tan at any moment in any given setting, even if that means catching some rays in a parking lot. ::Eyes Apa's hint of tan line above:: Worth it!

But we're not here to talk about manic Hollywood tanning rituals. We're here to talk about K.J. Apa's penis and testicles, which might just be squished together into a perfect peach as he worships the sun! We see Apa adjust himself, so we know something interesting is happening with his equipment, and the bulge certainly looks to be more than just his bunched up shorts. In FACT, the more I look, the more I think he might be hard. Like. really. This is happening. Or am I just a creamer? I mean, creamer? Wait, that second one was an actual typo. I mean dreamer? Spillz on my face!