Justin Bieber Coin Slot Caught On Instagram

For those who don't keep up with the going-ons of alleged cult members and Instagram models, you might now know that Justin Bieber is officially engaged to Hailey Baldwin, or that he posted a not-at-all culty nuptials announcement on Instagram (below.) What you REALLY need to know is that Bieber's body is still as un-bieb-lievable as ever, and that you can see it - as well as his sexy tan line and even delish ass crack - thanks to an Instagram creepster!

Bieber was hanging with his random model bride by the beach with his red trunks riding dangerously low around his waist. Someone posted evidence on their Instagram Story, someone else uploaded the pics to the Gay Internet, and here we are. Horny on a Tuesday! While the twenty-four-year-old Bieber's Pigeon Forge religious souvenier blanket tattoos have always been polarizing, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone willing to criticize his bod. He's toned but not overly buff - not a twink not yet a twunk - and truly does have an ass that could turn the most self-respecting of bottoms into power-hungry tops. Now about this Gary Busey haircut...

Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels fast, listen plain and simple Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you! So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindLY. I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make. My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first! You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we compliment eachother so well!! Can’t wait for the best season of life yet!. It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense! The thing I am most excited for is that my little brother and sister get to see another healthy stable marriage and look for the same!!! Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT! Isn’t that nuts? By the way I didn’t plan that, anyways My goodness does feel good to have our future secured! WERE GONNA BE BETTER AT 70 BABY HERE WE GO! “He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains FAVOR from the Lord!” This is the year of favor!!!!

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jul 9, 2018 at 3:14pm PDT