Mr. Man:
This summer, who needs to cook up a hot dog when they can toss a salad? Not these sexy vegan celebs. All around good guy Casey Affleck gives his tight tush a workout while doing the classic clench and piss in Lonesome Jim. Affleck’s IRL brother-in-law Joaquin Phoenix is gay for boo-tay when he strips down with a dude in The Yards. Newly single Ben Stiller clearly uses the vegan diet to keep his peach nice and juicy in Along Came Polly. Next, health nut Woody Harrelson is SOY sexy while showering next to animal cannibal Antonio Banderas in Play it to the Bone. Finally, Brad Pitt clearly worships seitan with his lean, green, cum gutter machine bod in Troy. We’re glad they chose to go naked rather than wear fur!