Only in Florida: Life Imitates Art

July 10, 2018
JACK-BLACKBUSH

We've Seen This Movie Before

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

It is a well known fact that lots of books, movies, television shows, and other forms of art are inspired by real life events. I don't just mean documentaries or true crime dramas, many works of art have pieces of real life sewn into them. Even in the world of adult entertainment. Sure, it's taken to heightened level because... well, you know... But there are some times when something happens in real life that is almost as if it was ripped from the porn set. Take Robert Spiess and Mandi Falconer who were caught in the act of oral sex, but here's the twist: they are step-father and step-daughter.

Yes, Mr. Spiess and Miss. Falconer must have been on a family stroll when one thing led to another and she started blowing him on a park bench. I'm not sure if someone called to report them or there just happened to be a deputy nearby, but unlike in the movies the police officer didn't join in.

That’s when the deputy observed 65-year-old Robert Spiess of Cape Canaveral sitting on a bench with his belt undone, shorts unzipped, and penis exposed while 39-year-old Mandi Falconer of Cocoa sat on the ground in front of Spiess with her hands on his penis.

Of course, if that's your thing, don't feel down in the dumps. Remember what our good friends over at PornHub Insights, being into step-family porn doesn't mean you want to do it with family members. And also those searches tend to increase during holidays when people are most likely with their parents. In Fact according PornHub's 2017 Year In Review MILF, Step Mom, and Step Sister were the third, fourth, and fifth most searched terms.

So, I guess the next time someone says; "Porn isn't real!" you can point to the state of Florida and say "wanna make a beat." Oh, Florida, never change.