Eugene Simon Shows Off His Insanely Perfect Ass In The Lodgers

Eugene Simon is best known for his role as Lancel Lannister on Game of Thrones, but - and this is a fun fact for you TV buffs - he's the only actor ever to appear on GOT and not show off his ass and dick. Ever. You learn something new every day! While Simon kept things covered for GOT, he strips down in a major way for the Irish horror movie The Lodgers. The result is a peach that's so plump and juicy I'm surprised Tomotheé Chalamet isn't fucking it!

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The Lodgers whimpered through the film festival circuit in 2017 and is now available to stream on YouTube and Amazon, for a fee. Here's the jizz-st if you give a crapola:

A family curse confines orphaned twins Rachel and Edwards to their home, in punishment for their ancestors' sins. Bound to the rules of a haunting childhood lullaby, the twins must never let any outsiders inside the house, must be in their rooms by the chime of midnight, and must never be separated from one another. Breaking any of these rules will incur the wrath of a sinister presence that inhabits the house after midnight.

This movie won't be the only thing that flops after you see Simon standing buck ass nude on a stairway! Your dick. Will flop too. Out of your pants. And into your lubed up hand. The twenty-six-year-old Simon is honestly damn adorable, and hopefully this is just the beginning of his ca-REAR!