Daddy Justin Theroux Gifts Us Hairy Pit Present In Men’s Health

Father's Day might have been last weekend, but that doesn't mean it's too late to check out d to the goddamn addy Justin Theroux in his new spread for Men's Health! And now this is awkward. It would appear that our daddy has actually brought us the gift this year in the form of his hairy pit in one of the pics! I need to think of a last-minute present for him fast. How about... my butthole? Well, this is getting weird and stupid fast.

Anyway, the ex-Mrs. Jennifer Aniston does indeed grace the cover of the latest issue of Men's Health, where he proves that he actually does get better with age. This is not a saying I use lightly as it is often a big fat lie, but Theroux has never appeared hotter, and kind of looks like Wolverine's younger pornier protégé. The innovative spread breaks from fitness magazine tradition by featuring our sexy subject boxing, leaning against a wall, and posing with a dog. We're here living in 2018 while they're living in 3018. Head to the gallery if you want to be Theroux-ly soaked!

Photo Credit: Men's Health