[WATCH: Pipe Cleaner - Next Door Raw]
When you want ass, how do you go about getting it? Hop on the internet (RIP Craigslist) or an app? Or try to go for something closer in reach?
If you're Mathias, you try to fuck your roommate, duh. And you do that by being cute yet annoying, and getting in his way. As Dante was getting ready for a party, Mathias wanted to have some fun of a different kind...
(sidenote: Mathias who? Does he not have a last name? Are we in the era of single-name porn stars? Black porn stars have been doing this forever - read XL - and have the white porn stars caught on? And why? Is it to hide from searchers? That's the point of a porn name for a reason... *Hops off soap box*)
They got dirty, and now Dante has two loads of cum on his chest. Dirty boy...
Trying to clean for his party later that evening, Dante doesn't mind that Mathias isn't really helping, but it seems like he's going out of his way get in the way, and Dante wonders what the fuck Mathias' problem is. Turns out, Mathias doesn't want to wait to party, and when he looks him deep in the eyes, suddenly Dante realizes what's really on Mathias' mind. He pulls him in closer and the two of them kiss, as they both hurry out of their clothes.
Gotta get it ready for the intense fucking he's about to get!
I'm all for efficiency, but this is a little too much.
Fuck partying like it's 1999. Fuck like you've always wanted to instead.
How do YOU show someone you want to fuck them bareback? Do you neg them like Mathias does?