Um, Here’s Shirtless Blake Griffin’s Sizable Bathing Suit Bulge

June 14, 2018
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I'm double dribbling all over myself! Standing at 6' 10", we really shouldn't be shocked that sex on a stick NBA player Blake Griffin has a big dick. As Hilary Duff once sang - if you can't do the math, get out of the equation. And I'm doing the math, and I'm figuring that Griffin's penis would kill most people that he banged. Unfortunately this wasn't the case with his ex Kendall Jenner. KIDDING!!!! I would seriously never. You know me better than that!

Anyway, Griffin was caught with his new piece Francesca Aiello while hitting the beach in Malibu, and the way he fills the fuck out of his swim trunks all but proves that Griffin is packing a colon destroyer! I would die for that bulge. In fact I may have no other option if I actually got with it. This boy's bod is toned for the Gay Gawds and he has a super cute face to boot. We're too trashy to post the actual beach pic from our pap sites, so you'll need to hit the link below to see it. And head to the gallery to see Griffin's bod in action during his guest stint on Broad City. Does Blake have you slam dunking the better part of your hand into your butthole? Spillz!