Garrett Clayton Takes Us Very Close To Dick Root In New Shirtless Pic

June 8, 2018
HIS_EXCELLENCY

Openly straight Disney School of Sexiness alum Garrett Clayton endeared himself forever to our taints when he stripped down to get super gay as Brent Corrigan in King Cobra, and while upping getting plowed and showing off his amazing bubble butt in Cobra seems challenging, if not, impossible, Clayton still continues to impress with his neverending shirtless snaps! In his latest Insta thirst trap, Clayton poses shirtless while strategically revealing his lower, lower, lower, basically dick root, abdomen. If he didn't shave his chocha, this would be a pube explosion for the ages!

As someone who has personally spent his summers perfecting sucking in his stomach to try and not look horrifying on social media, I can say that Clayton is also a proud member of the shoulders forward, belly in club. This isn't a read, as obviously Clayton's the most fuckable thing since sliced bread (don't judge me!) On the contrary, it makes him seem at least quasi-human compared to his Insta brethren like Cameron Dallas - a guy who makes me feel like I should be sliced up, placed onto a cooking sheet, and baked into delicious Pillsbury crescent rolls.

Anyway, the twenty-seven-year-old Clayton has about a half-dozen upcoming projects listed on his IMDB, but unfortunately King Cobra 2: Unsimulated Gay Sex With Garrett Clayton And Nick Jonas, doesn't seem to be in the works. Yet. Are you feeling these recent pics from Clayton that he definitely didn't also upload to Grindr? Spillz!

A post shared by Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1) on Jun 7, 2018 at 4:42pm PDT

I’m ‘bout to back this ass up during Clueless at @la_rockwell tonight #UmpoClueless

A post shared by Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1) on May 17, 2018 at 1:05pm PDT