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Newly-hairy Diego Sans and his husband Ken Ott have a steamy fuck after pulling off a heist at Drill My Hole

And they look mighty fine while doing it, even if they're positions are a little outlandish. Then again, Diego Sans has always been a fan of the outlandish sex position.

Do you and your man fuck like this?

From Drill My Hole:

Diego is in the slammer! He got caught while performing a not so elaborate heist and now he's being questioned by the cops. He's feeling the pressure and when asked about what he'd be doing if he were out; the only thing he can think of is another heist and reuniting with his hunky husband for much-needed round of ass eating and pounding.

Diego Sans has always been sexy, but now he's "Full head of hair, full beard, back patch arguably" sexy, no?

Hairy Diego Sans - hot or not?

Also, who is this Ken Ott person? Where did he come from, and who gave him permission to be this sexy?

That smirk? That slight tilt of the butt? Diego is lucky to have a beautiful husband.

Ken Ott has a booty on him!

WHO DID THIS AND WHY IS THIS A THING WHY IS DIEGO STRADDLING A KITCHEN TO GIVE HEAD?

I'm apalled, but secretly turned on.

Do you give head like this, or like this?

Is Diego trying to be Manuel Skye?

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Once those shenanigans are over, Diego Sans bends Ken into an equally complex position for some head.

Guys, just have sex it's fine.

Do you GET head like this or like this?

And keeps him there to fuck him "missionary" style.

At least one of his legs is up.

Pulling off a heist may feel good, but your husband's ass probably feels sweeter.

They even change into an equally confusing position so Ken can get his nutt.

And it lands on his leg!

Cumming on your chest may feel good, but cumming on your leg is where it's at.

What do you think of Diego Sans' Newfound hairiness? Hot or not?

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