Andy Cohen’s Holiday Fun Didn’t Help Our Daddy Issues

What What Happens Live host, and brains behind literally all of the rest of Bravo, Andy Cohen, knows how to spend a fucking holiday. The TV personality proved he was having one of the best Memorial Days this year when he posted a hot pic of himself hanging out with none other than mega-hunk Mark Consuelos on Monday.

Mark, who as we all know is straight and married to Kelly Ripa, was all smiles as he lounged away in some bright green swim trunks. Cohen was also grinning ear-to-ear, which I completely understand considering he was just hanging out next to one of the hottest soap stars of all time.

Before and After. @instasuelos

A post shared by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) on May 28, 2018 at 11:56am PDT

I have quite a few questions about this ordeal. How did this entire situation come about? Has anyone warned Anderson Cooper that he may be replaced soon? Most importantly, where the hell was my invite? Admittedly I'm still working on my summer body (it'll be ready by 2020, I think), but I am always available to help them dry off!