Open Post: Describe Your Ultimate Fuck Piece

We previously hashed out our ultimate celebrity crushes on here - as well as our ultimate Disney animated character fantasy (heller Nick from Zootopia) - but today is all about describing your ultimate primo number one fuck piece! Maybe yours is is a specific celeb or porn star who's different from your number one celebrity crush, maybe it's a neighbor who you saw toweling himself off enough times to make a sizable deposit in your bank of spank, or maybe your ultimate fuck is an amalgamated Cold Cut Combo of a bunch of different slabs of man meat!

I'm digging deep down inside my hole for this one, and I have to say, the guy I want to fuck above all others would have the lips of Nick Jonas, the hair of Nick Jonas, The body of Nick Jonas, the body hair of Nick Jonas, the ass of Nick Jonas, and the dick of Nick Jonas. So, Nick Jonas. Sorry! I'm a one-dimensional slut! I honestly will always be attracted FIST and forMOIST to guys with jet black hair, amazing skin, eternal five o'clock shadows, and eyefuckingBROWS, so if Nick was unavailable, I'd gladly take Ben Feldman or Milo Ventimiglia. Or, Jon Hamm. Actually, yeah cancel everything I said and put me down for one Hammaconda. Anyway, head to the comments and tell us all about your ultimate fuck piece!