Who Was Your 2000’s Singer Crush?

I have been on a major nostalgia trip recently, and most notably my taint and I have been flooded with the warm gooey memories of Dashboard Confessional lead singer Chris Carrabba to the point that we are thoroughly drenched! This man is absolute perfection, and any self-respecting gay high schooler in the 2000's pictured his eyefuckingBROWS rubbing up against their no-nos until climax was reached. I mean, um. I'm not projecting at all. At alllll.

Carrabba reached peak 2000's when he released this music video for Vindicated that coincided with the release of Spider-Man 2. Everything about his general look and vibe were total goals at the time. I mean why wear a short sleeve shirt UNDER a long sleeve shirt? Stupid fucks! Carrabba's eternal five-o'clock shadow, dark chocolatey brown eyes, chiseled jaw, and sideburns for 2000's days and days are doing serious things to me now like they did back then. UGH! Now tell us YOUR 2000's throwback singer fuck piece dream! Lemme guess. Fred Durst.