Nolan Gould Basically Porn Water Sports

Trying out super slo-mo on the Galaxy S9. Thanks @samsungmobile for saving me after my phone got stolen at Coachella!

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Apr 28, 2018 at 5:49pm PDT

Not even kidding - I pride myself on being the thirstiest blogger for Nolan Gould, and if any of you know of someone else who covers Gould, let me know so I can send a cease and desist. He's ours! I don't know why Gould hasn't achieved Gay Internet superstardom, first and foremost because he's... straight... and secondly, because he's so goddamn freaking cute! Gould gave me my biggest yeast infection ever when he went shirtless in a wetsuit last year, but this new slo-mo Splash realness is du, in, ut, 4, MEH.

Nolan Gouldy Two Shoes apparently has that Samsung money, and in order to tout the Galaxy S9's capabilities, films himself doing a slow-motion shirtless hair flip in the pool. And can I just say, nipple alert! Interestingly, The nineteen-year-old Nolan, who got gay in a good way for the music video for 1-800-273-8255, will be getting gay in a bad way opposite a predatory producer in the upcoming movie, Yes. I don't really know what to do with that info, but, I do know that I want to see his hairy ass cheeks. Yes? No? let us know below!

Ending the second day of diving on my amazing trip to Dominica! Now to enjoy the city.

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Mar 20, 2017 at 2:37pm PDT

Future @natgeo photographer. Dream job! PC: @chrismichael2

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