Back in March, forever twink Troye Sivan hinted at an upcoming song titled 'Bloom' in an interview. After it was referred to as a track "on which [Sivan] takes the role of what sounds like the receptive partner losing his virginity," Troye coyly winked and denied the rumor.
"It’s 100 percent about flowers! That’s all it is. Call it whatever you wanna call it. I wanna play that song at every Pride. There’s almost a radicalism in just truth, you know? The most radical thing that I can do is share how happy I am," he said.
Fast forward almost two months later and the song has finally hit the airwaves. Spoiler alert: it's not about fucking flowers at all. When I first heard it, I definitely got the sense that it's about a power bottom (maybe Troye?) taking a huge dick. One could argue that it was just me being my usual perv-minded self, but I wasn't alone in my theory. In fact, Troye even tweeted about the 'bop' himself.
5.2.18 - Troye tweets #BopsBoutBottoming and the internet is saved pic.twitter.com/MyMOwj55OM
— 💐 // 📌 (@pjmtroye) May 3, 2018
"‘Cause it’s true, baby
I’ve been saving this for you, baby
I need you to tell me right before it goes down
Promise me you’ll hold my hand if I get scared now
Might tell you to take a second, baby, slow it down
You should know I, you should know I
Yeah I bloom, I bloom just for you
I bloom just for you"
With lyrics like these there's no way he's just written a song about working in his garden, right?
Check out the lyric video for yourself. Get your lube and a partner ready, too. 'Bloom' is about to put you in some type of mood.