April 24, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Yasss queen! Werk gurl! We love a good side ass! The Netflix reboot of Queer Eye has turned me so deeply homophobic that I'm considering a run for the vice presidency, but with that said, the hot very tired gay sorta chef makes it all worth it! Antoni Porowski stole the hearts of audiences with his good looks as well as taught us all a thing or two about making very basic guacamole. Now, however, he's teaching an anatomy lesson thanks to the side ass he brings to the cover of the new Gay Times Magazine!
Porowski looks insanely hot throughout the entire photo shoot, and definitely one-ups his Hanes ad campaign. This time around we get more thigh hair, more visible penis line, more bod, and most importantly, more warning signs as to the dangers of Tylenol PM addiction. This is real, and the stigma needs to stop.
In addition to creating fluid in our pants, Porowski states that he has fluid in his heart, because while he's currently boinking a dude, he isn't ruling out cooking up a nice beefy puss pie in the future:
I've always considered myself a little more fluid along the spectrum. I'm me. I'm Antoni, and I'm all these things. Today I'm gay, I'm in a gay relationship, and that's where I am. That's good enough for me.
And as long as he continues to show off an increasing amount of his hot bod, it's good enough for me too!