April 12, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
OMG you guys! Thanks so much for guessing on our inaugural TMZ ripoff Time To Play Guess The Fuckable Celebrity! While we had some great guesses, celtic.dick was the only one who got it. The man in the picture is me. JK! This is actually none other than the fluidiest, deafest model around, Nyle DiMarco, who sports body hair distribution that could have only come straight from the Gay Gawds, a freakishly flat stomach, and the rare but welcomed celebrity outie belly button. Rumor has it, the outie has the sensitivity of a clitoris. Science. Wild stuff. I made that up.
Commenter Cass Tremaine guessed correctly, but Armie Hammer, Zac Efron, Chris Evans, Dennis Quaid, Henry Cavill, and of course TJ Miller were all terrific guesses!