Michael Fassbend-‘er-over Toweling Himself Off In Mexico Is Muy Hermoso

April 4, 2018
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Michael Fassbender is best known for his colon-destroying ding-a-ling, but, guys, he's more than just his cock and balls. Seriously. It's 2018 people. Fassbender also has a flat stomach that is practically crying out to be the canvas for your man paint, sweet tits, arms that belong on a Greek God, a chiseled face, ginger locks, and facial scruff that could give you some serious taint burn!

The forty-one-year-old is dating teen boy Alicia Vikander, and the two were recently spotted by the paps while vacationing in Mexico. They share a NSFEyeballs kiss in one of the pap pics, but you're going to want avoid that like your life depends on it and instead pay close attention to the super hot looks at his gorgeous body - in and out of a wetsuit! I honestly don't know which is better.

We also see Fassbender toweling himself off, and frankly, I've never wanted to be a towel so badly in my life! As with the Chris Hemsworth beach candids from yesterday, we're just a little too trashy (to paraphrase the song, "I like my blogs on the trashy side") so you'll need to hit the link below to see the pics.