Jude, Nude

Pity poor Jude Law: it's one thing to have paparazzi shots of your genitalia splashed hither and yon across inboxes everywhere, but it's another to have the size queens at Page Six make bitchy remarks about them: "In snapshots that recall George Costanza
s infamous 'shrinkage' episode on 'Seinfeld,' the love-rat actor
s meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law
s house in Vaudelnay, France. 'He
s no Tommy Lee, that
s for sure,' sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX." Along with our nanny-poking-stick-ogling colleagues at Defamer, we bewail the unjustice of it all: couldn't they at least have given Jude the benefit of the doubt and said he was a grower, not a shower?

"The World Laughs At Jude Law
s Nanny-Poking Stick" (Defamer)

Update And you thought we were obsessed with celebrity schlong: "Over thinking Jude Law's Penis" (Defamer)

Update Photo removed due to a cease and desist letter from Jude Law's people, despite the fact that the whole point of this post was to defend his belittled manhood; as a friend said when we told her the news, "Sounds like he's a bigger dick than we thought."

Previously: Men In Tubs, Jude Law in "Alfie", Male Celebs Uncut (or Not), Male Celebrity Bulge Report