Meet Eugen Bauder

We've been drooling over the new Louis Vuitton ads, and not just because of our secret fetish for overpriced accessories: it's all about Eugen Bauder, a half Kazakh/half German hottie who boasts a portfolio that looks more appropriate for a Falcon model than for a luxury goods purveyor (and who looks a little like a young Jeff Stryker, though maybe that's just our dirty minds working overtime). Having worked with photographers like Bruce Weber and Mario Testino, his website features almost too much eye candy to choose from—but the coup de grace is the shirtless shot with a painted advertisement on his chest and abs: "I'm Shy But I Have A Big Dick." 'Nuff said.- JD/RM

Eugen Bauder: My Personal Homepage (eugenbauder.net)