AMG’s Subjective Character Analysis: Porn Archeology

If you've ever pored over the pages of vintage Physique Pictorial magazines, you may have noticed some strange rune-like characters etched beside the models, like some kind of ancient gay hieroglyph. We had no idea what these characters meant 'til today when Dudetube posted info on Athletic Model Guild's Subjective Character Analysis. Each code represented a personality trait of the models—cute little nuggets like "Petty Thief", "Likes to Dominate", and "Physically Dangerous". Sort of like the old hobo symbols from days of yore (which we learned about on The Simpsons), where hobos would scratch symbols into posts in front of a person's house indicating what type of person lived inside. We think these should be resurrected on casual wear like t-shirts and baseball caps—think of how much easier things would be if you knew in advance that that hot guy you picked up at a bar would end up stealing your favorite pair of Armani sunglasses from your bedside table on his way out the door the next morning ...
-DD/JD

· "AMG Character Analysis" (dudetube.blogspot.com)