Room 103 Key West

While some of us will be enduring Aunt Edna's lumpy gravy and Uncle Harold's clueless remarks ("What exactly do y'all do?") this holiday weekend, many more of us will be dreaming of more pleasant surroundings ... like warm and sunny Key West, where the boys at the clothing-optional Island House have produced a sexy photologue-cum-travel brochure that involving naked models, swimming pools, jacuzzis, sweaty workout routines and (most importantly for Team Fleshbot) free minibars. It's almost (but not quite) as good as actually being there. Our only question for the reservations desk: Does Room 103 come standard with both models, or just one?-RM

· Room 103 Key West (room103keywest.com)
· Island House Key West (islandhousekeywest.com)