UK Soccer Orgy Video

When we heard last month about a (straight, alas) group sex video involving six UK soccer players and a female fan, we wanted nothing more than to be able to share the clip with you here—but although there were no shortage of news items about it, the actual video in question eluded our grasp. Then came the holidays and we kind of forgot about the whole thing ... until today, when a reader with a longer attention span than we have sent us a link to a four minute version of the original seven minute clip. Don't be put off by the fact that there's hetero action involved here; as one (homophobic but otherwise observant) commenter pointed out, "The cameraman was more interested in filming his boyfriends, rather than the girl." Hopefully you'll find it as worth the wait as we did.

· "English Football Roasting Romp" (totallynsfw.com - thanks Mike)
· "Keane fury over roasting romp" (The Sun UK, 12/7/06)