We swear when we wrote about a recent dust-up in the online bear community a few weeks ago that we had no idea uberdirectrix Chi Chi LaRue would be using the same title we used for our post for her newest porn opus—but then, we wouldn't have been able to predict that Chi Chi would forgo her usual formula of glabrous porn pups for a cast of hot and hairy he-men for "When Bears Attack" either. Aside from a hirsute lineup that you'd ordinarily expect to see in a COLT or niche fetish video (including ursine heartthrobs Steve Cruz, Arpad Miklos, Manuel Torres, and and Cole Ryder), the title also features Fleshbot crush object Johnny Hazzard's first onscreen gang bang scene as "six hairy bears ... on the trail of Johnny's hot scent" teach him a whole new way to get in touch with nature. Guess you really do have to be careful what you leave hanging outside your tent when you're on a camping trip in the woods.
· "When Bears Attack" (DVD info @ channel1releasing.com)
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