Strip Search 101: FBI Training Film Hotness

If you're looking for some hot guard-on-inmate prison strip search action this week you can do one of two things: go to your local dirty video shoppe and rent something which will either disappoint you or make your more sensitive friends howl with outrage regarding the trivialization of human rights abuses ... or simply head over to the Smoking Gun to watch this bizarre (and totally sexy) FBI training video. Judging from the potentially contraband-concealing hairdos involved we're guessing this has to be at least a few years old (come to think of it, the inmate bears a passing resemblance to Jeff Stryker in "Powertool"—coincidence?), but all those exposed orifices, closeup armpit inspections, genital lifting, foot fetish closeups, and accompanying deadpan narration definitely make this a classic (if unintentional) piece of wank fodder for all time: "Keep in mind you're ordering a naked person to obey you; be clear, alert, direct, and simple." And try not to get your flashlight all sticky in the process.

· "Strip Search 101" (thesmokinggun.com - via CourtTV Blog)

Previously: Dark Alley Media's "Gaytanamo": Only A Movie?, Bottom Of The Box Porn: "Prison Fuckers", "Justice": What Would You Do To Get It?, Chained Heroes, Men In Cages, Hot! Prison! Sex!, More Hot! Prison! Sex!