Boyblog Booty Call: Fuck Politics, Let’s Fuck

You might think that with all the important sex-themed investigations we've been busy with around here this week, we wouldn't have the time or interest to pursue matters political. But we manage to keep up where we can, and so today we dedicate this roundup of some of our favorite moments from the boyblog omniverse to last night's first presidential debate, which we managed to catch a few minutes of whenever we were able to tear ourselves away from late breaking news updates about Rosie O'Donnell's departure from The View. So join us after the jump as we examine secret magic spells, the return of a tattooed giant, Pierre Fitch's foray into the culinary arts, the latest colors in ball support, Thai model gossip and the underthingie catalog as New Age video. (None of which have anything to do with politics or debates, of course, but really—can you blame us?) -VH/JD

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Closet Conundrums has discovered the magical phrase that allows you to defy time and space and be in two places at once. Actually, we hope they do a little more research so we can find out what exactly we need to say to transport ourselves through our monitors and into the arms of the two dozen or so Asian hotties in this post, because we're sitting here saying "Bibidee Boppidee Boo" until we're blue in the face and nothing is happening. Is it our accent?

· "Bibidee Boppidee Boo" (closetconundrums.com)

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Towleroad gets the pictorial not-so-skinny on quarterback Isaiah Stanback's return to the field. And by the look of things, it really is hard to keep a good man down. (Or is it good to keep a hard man down?) Either way you'll have a more nuanced appreciation of athletic grace and tribal tattoo artistry—once you get past that perfectly chiseled upper body of his and tasty nipples, that is.

· "Sportrait: Isaiah Stanback" (towleroad.com)

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If you're more into cupcakes and icing-laden spatulas than pigskins (and who isn't?), be sure to check out this video of dreamboat Pierre Fitch elevating his culinary skills into sexual theater. Note: This is a You Tube video which means there's a better than even chance that by the end of this sentence the video will have already been pulled.

·"Two Hunks Bakin' and Kissin'" (wetboxersguy.blogspot.com)

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The debate over the psychology and ethics of straight models who appear in gay videos will probably never be resolved, but the dirty boy in this solo jerkoff clip from (where else?) Dirty Boy Video manages to sum up the whole matter in a mere five words: "Money money money money money!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves.

·Dirty Boy Video on XTube (plushieschwartz.blogspot.com)

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Men's Underwear (the blog, that is) is reporting that underthingie manufacturer Wildman T has added three new colors to their popular "Ball Lifters" line. (Because, really, who doesn't need a lift now and then?) So for all those moments in life that absolutely beg for sac elevation, you have the comfort of knowing that Desert Rose, Pale Pink and Sun aren't just names for paint anymore.

· "Wildman T Has Gone Nuts Over The Ball Lifter" (underwearblog.blogspot.com)

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Thai supermodel "Nicky" Seera Theerakol recently retracted his lawsuit against Star News and Bangkok of The Mind has all the details: just your usual model-is-gay and girlfriend-dumps-him-as-result fare that the beautiful have to deal with on a daily basis. What we didn't get was exactly what Nicky explained was "just a misunderstanding": that his girlfriend dumped him or that he's gay?

· "I'm Not Gay Says Nicky" (bkkmindscape.blogspot.com)

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Frivole is featuring their new line of 2007 swimwear and Adventures of a Gay Boy has the scoop—or, rather, a promo video. And even though the model filled out those tiny trunks in all the right places, we're not quite sure that accordion-based background music says "hot crotch shots" quite like the mute button does.

· Frivole 2007 Men's Swimwear Video (adventuresofagayboy.blogspot.com)

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One does, of course, like big butts, and one cannot lie; you other fellows can't deny that when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. And when we're "throwing a gig", we just can't help ourselves—we're acting like an animal! (Yes, we totally thought that up ourselves.)

· Big Butts (buttboys.blogspot.com)