COLT’s “Naked Muscles: The New Breed”

May 18, 2007
JONNO

With all the high-concept porn titles involving stuff like plot and dialogue and other complicated things (like, you know, water) crowding the shelves these days, it's nice to know the folks at COLT remember what the kids really want to see: namely, naked muscles. And there's plenty of them on display in the appropriately named "Naked Muscles: The New Breed". The title pretty much tells you almost everything you need to know about what's inside, except that (1) many of these naked muscles are in fact hairy naked muscles, and (2) most of said hairy naked muscles belong to established COLT stars (with the exception of dewy-fresh newcomer Cody Cooper), so the whole "new breed" thing seems like something tacked on to the title so that colon wouldn't just be hanging there. But why quibble? Sometimes, knowing that you'll find exactly what you expected once you crack open that DVD case is all you need in a porn movie.

· COLT's "Naked Muscles: The New Breed" (DVD info @ store.coltstudio.com)

Check out the stars of "Naked Muscle: The New Breed" after the jump.

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Adam Champ