Dark Alley’s Gay Bomb

No strangers to making porn movies ripped straight from the headlines, the canny pervs at Dark Alley Media announced today that they will be releasing a smut flick based on a certain years-old "news" story that's been making the rounds again this week—and which we're already sick of hearing about—concerning the US military's botched development of a "gay bomb" that would make enemy troops irresistable to one another, thus decreasing morale and making entire lube-slicked platoons more visible to aircraft reconnaissance. (Or something like that.) The project, which so far is little more than a plot outline and a wicked gleam in the eye of Dark Alley's Matthias von Fistenberg, will hit shelves this December. (Oh, and the title? "Gay Bomb". But you probably figured that out already.)

· "Dark Alley Media prepares to drop the Gay Bomb" (darkalleydirt.com)
· "US military pondered love not war" (bbc.co.uk)
· Dark Alley Media (darkalleymedia.com)

Previously: Dark Alley Media's "Gaytanamo": Only A Movie?, Real (Or Not) Gay Smut @ GayEgypt.com: "I Was A Taliban Sex Slave!", Strip Search 101: FBI Training Film Hotness